You guys. Are. AMAZING. 

The Ask Box is temporarily closed, while I try to make a dent in all of these hilarious (two-hundred and thirty…) asks! Thank you for all of your support, you’re just too magical <3

And then there are the places no-one talks about.

HOW EXCITED ARE WE?

SO EXCITED.

Clicky clicky on the first picture.

Inspired by this and co-written with the illustrious marchingjaybird!

(A note on ships and pairings: I ship pretty much everyone, and will try to accommodate any ships hinted at in asks. Peace!)

They key is to distract him with something colorful, and then bam. Taser to the face.

ASK A SHIELD AGENT IS NOW OPEN FOR QUESTIONS!

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